Werewolves, the creatures that turn into wolves during the full moon, have demanded that the government relocate them to a safe habitat and put them on the endangered list.

They say that deforestation is destroying their homes and forcing them to live in cities, where they face danger and discrimination from humans.

“We are not monsters, we are just animals with a unique condition,” said Sam O’Hare, a werewolf spokesperson. “We deserve respect and dignity, not fear and hatred.”

O’Hare said that werewolves have been living in harmony with nature for centuries, but that their population has declined drastically due to human encroachment. He said that werewolves need large areas of forest to roam and hunt, but that most of their habitats have been cleared for human activities.

“We have nowhere to go,” O’Hare said. “We have to hide, avoid, and survive. We have no rights, no voice, no representation.”

O’Hare said that living in cities has also exposed werewolves to more risks and challenges. He said that every time they go hunting in town, they are chased by angry mobs with silver bullets, which can kill them instantly.

“We are not criminals, we are just hungry,” O’Hare said. “We only hunt animals, not humans. We try to be discreet and respectful, but we are always met with hostility and violence.”

O’Hare said that werewolves are asking the government to relocate them to a protected reserve, where they can live in peace and security. He said that werewolves are willing to cooperate with authorities and follow regulations, as long as they are treated fairly and humanely.

“We just want a place to call home, where we can be ourselves and enjoy our culture and traditions,” O’Hare said. “We want to preserve our heritage and identity, not lose it to extinction.”

O’Hare said that werewolves are also requesting that the government place them on the endangered list, which would grant them legal protection and recognition as a distinct species. He said that werewolves are not a threat to humans or the environment, but rather an asset and an ally.

“We are not enemies, we are friends,” O’Hare said. “We can help humans in many ways, such as guarding their livestock, tracking their criminals, and protecting their forests. We can share our knowledge, wisdom, and skills with humans, if they are willing to learn from us. We can coexist peacefully and mutually benefit from each other.”

O’Hare said that werewolves hope that their statement will raise awareness and sympathy among the public, and that they will receive a positive response from the government. He said that werewolves are ready to negotiate and compromise, but that they will not give up on their rights and demands.