In a recent survey conducted by high schools nationwide, 90% of students reported experiencing clogged toilets in their homes. The students have come up with a unique explanation for this phenomenon: a poltergeist known as the “Spookie Dookie”.

According to the students, the Spookie Dookie is a mischievous spirit that enjoys clogging toilets and causing general mayhem. The students claim that the poltergeist only targets teenagers, and that it is particularly active during exam season.

The school administration has dismissed these claims as ridiculous, but the students remain convinced that they are being haunted by a toilet-clogging poltergeist.

When asked for comment, one student said: “It’s like we’re living in a horror movie. Every time I go to the bathroom, I’m afraid that the Spookie Dookie is going to strike again.”

While there is no scientific evidence to support the existence of a toilet-clogging poltergeist, the students remain convinced that they are being targeted by a supernatural force.