Man Achieves Ultimate Laziness with Neuralink TV Browsing System
In a stunning display of technological convenience, Ted Dronington has embraced the Neuralink TV browsing system, taking laziness to new heights. By connecting his mind directly to the TV, Ted…
Florida Man Searches for Alien Abductor to Propose: True Love or Close Encounter of the Absurd Kind?
In a heartwarming yet baffling turn of events, a Florida man has embarked on a mission of extraterrestrial proportions. Armed with a bouquet of roses and an engagement ring, our…
Time Traveler’s Nightmare: How William Destroyed His Life and the World
William, a 50-year-old man from New York, claims he was given a chance to travel back in time and see what would have happened if he had pursued Jessica, a…
Oops! Engineer forgets ethics module, unleashes Skynet
What could possibly go wrong? That’s what a software engineer working for a defense contractor thought when he skipped the ethics module in the attack drones he was coding. Turns…
American School for Wizards Turns to Politicians to Fill Dark Arts Teaching Position
In a bizarre turn of events, the prestigious American School for Wizards has decided to break tradition and look to the realm of American politics to find a suitable instructor…
Man sells soul to run faster, regrets it later
A 40-year-old man from Ohio has confessed to selling his soul to a crossroads demon in exchange for running faster in 100 mile ultra events. The man, who wished to…