Mothman Menace: How to Celebrate Independence Day Without Inviting Disaster
You may think that fireworks are a great way to show your patriotism, but they are also a great way to invite the mothman to your backyard. The creature loves…
Backyard Hillbilly Scientist Captures Ghost Particles from Space to Brew Moonshine
Jarnathan Debo, a self-proclaimed scientist and moonshiner from Warsaw, has made a startling discovery that could revolutionize the field of physics and the art of distilling. He claims that he…
“Teenagers Blame Poltergeist for Clogged Toilets”
In a recent survey conducted by high schools nationwide, 90% of students reported experiencing clogged toilets in their homes. The students have come up with a unique explanation for this…
Illumicafe: A Latte of Secrets
The Illuminati, the mysterious and powerful organization that allegedly controls the world, has recently opened a secret coffee shop in University City. The coffee shop, called the Illumicafe, is located…
Holier Than Thou: Woman keeps spreadsheet of every time she was better than someone else
Meet Sarah Jones, the woman who keeps a spreadsheet of every time she was better than someone else. From correcting her co-workers’ mistakes to beating her friends in games, Sarah…
Dogman Captured by Animal Control in Missouri
A bizarre creature that resembles a cross between a dog and a man was captured by animal control officers in Jefferson City, Missouri, yesterday. The creature, dubbed “Dogman” by local…
Riddle Contest Causing Construction Delays
HUNTSVILLE – Drivers in Huntsville are facing long delays and frustration as a troll has taken over a bridge on Memorial Parkway and is demanding that anyone who wants to…
Casanova’s Secret To Seduction
In a shocking discovery, historians have uncovered evidence that the infamous ladies’ man Casanova had a secret weapon in his arsenal: a djinn! According to newly discovered documents, Casanova stumbled…
Man Dressed as Alien Breaks Into Homes, Claims Probing for Extraterrestrial Research
In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Springfield in shock, a man dressed as an alien has been breaking into people’s homes and claiming that the probing he…
OCR Athlete Gets Spartan Trifecta Tattoo After Walking Around Every Obstacle
Shannon Raymond, a 35-year-old accountant from Boston, proudly showed off his new Spartan Trifecta tattoo on his calf after completing a trifecta weekend in Vermont. The tattoo, which features three…