Sasquatch hunter claims he found Bigfoot’s footprint, turns out to be his own
A self-proclaimed Sasquatch hunter from Tennessee has been left red-faced after he realized that the giant footprint he discovered in the woods was actually his own. Bob Smith, 45, who…
The End is Nigh: Cats and Dogs Living Together in Harmony
It’s a sign of the times: cats and dogs are no longer enemies, but friends. According to recent statistics, more and more American households are owning both feline and canine…
You Won’t Believe the Kraut I Put In My Ice Cream Maker!
Hi everyone, today I’m going to show you how to make a unique dessert that will surprise your taste buds: sauerkraut ice cream. But first let me tell you a…
Possessed woman demands to speak to Bishop during exorcism
A woman who was allegedly possessed by a demon started acting like a Karen when a low level priest was brought in to perform an exorcism on her. The demon…
Elves of Iceland protest against rent hikes
The elves of Iceland, also known as the Huldufólk or the hidden people, have taken to the streets to demand fair housing policies from the government. The elves claim that…
Couple Attacked By Possessed Flamingo
A couple visiting the Springfield Zoo had a terrifying encounter with a flamingo that seemed to be possessed by an evil spirit. According to witnesses, the couple was walking near…
King Tut returns to life, demands his artifacts back from Metropolitan Museum of Art
In a shocking turn of events, a mummy that was on display at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City has come back to life and is demanding…
Werewolves Suffer from Deforestation and Discrimination
Werewolves are creatures that turn into wolves during the full moon. They have been living in harmony with nature for centuries, but their population has declined drastically due to deforestation.…
Man Pays Ultimate Price For Ogling Jogger
Occulton – A man was killed yesterday after he fell into a fiery red portal that opened up during an earthquake in Occultun, a small town in California known for…
California Man Celebrating Independence Day by Creating a Black Hole and Going to Mars
Jake Smith, a self-proclaimed mad scientist and former physics professor, has been buying up all the fireworks he can find on the west coast in an attempt to create a…