Arkansas to Open Horror Theme Park in Rivalry with Oklahoma
Arkansas Governor Asa Hutchinson announced today that the state will open a horror theme park in 2024, as a direct response to the Americana theme park being opened in Oklahoma.…
Climate Change Rebranded as Missouri Weather to Appeal to Skeptics
In a desperate attempt to convince more Americans to take action against the looming environmental crisis, the Biden administration has announced a new strategy: renaming climate change as Missouri weather.…
Fearful Five of Doctors
We all know that doctors are supposed to be the ones who heal us, save us, and make us feel better. But not all doctors are created equal, and some…
Mother Discovers She Is Psychic With Very Unaware Family
Sara Jones, a 35-year-old mother of three from St Louis, Missouri, always thought she had a special gift of intuition. She would often sense things before they happened, such as…
Pea Yourself: How to Unlock Your True Potential
Researchers from the University of Missouri have found that eating peas can boost your social status and make you more attractive to others. The study claims that peas contain a…
The Ancient Tablet That Reveals the Surprising Origin of Cheese
Researchers from the University of Babylon have made a startling discovery that could rewrite the history of cheese. According to their findings, cheese was not accidentally invented by humans around…
Everyone Has A Little Cynic in Them.. or is it Psionic?
Everyone Has A Little Cynic in Them.. or is it Psionic? I can't remember. Is this a two words, same thing scenario?
The Shocking Truth About the Cowboys From Hell Who Visited New York City
New York City – A group of cowboys from hell, who were summoned by a local necromancer as part of a dark ritual, decided to take a tour of the…
Mark Zuckerberg trains with the ghost of Genghis Khan for MMA fight
Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO of Facebook, has revealed that he is training with the ghost of Genghis Khan using virtual reality for an upcoming MMA fight against Elon Musk. Zuckerberg,…
A No Fish Approach To Dieting? R’LYEH PLEASE!
Are you tired of the same old diet advice that tells you to eat more fish and less red meat? Do you want to lose weight without sacrificing your time…