Did you feel a tickle on your pickle? You may owe this ghost 25 cents.
A new phenomenon has been reported by several residents of Columbia. They claim that they have experienced a strange tickle on their pickle, as if someone or something was tickling…
Romeo and Juliet: A Tragicomedy of Errors
Denver’s Shakespearian Theater Troupe has recently staged a new adaptation of Romeo and Juliet, the classic tale of star-crossed lovers and family feuds. However, instead of delivering a poignant and…
Laying Pipe With Aliens
The Future of UFO Maintenance A construction company in Nevada has announced the formation of a new subsidiary called Alien Pipes and Plumbing, which claims to be the first and…
Man dumps real girl doll after she gets too sassy from watching Barbie movie
A Missouri man has decided to end his relationship with his real girl doll after he claimed she became too sassy and disrespectful from watching the new Barbie movie. John…
Hawaiian Local’s Encounter with Kimo, the World’s Fattest Gecko
Oahu, Hawaii – A local resident was walking around the island one morning when he spotted a fat green lizard with a big gut, lying on a rock. He was…
Warmer Summer Oceans Cause Flesh-Eating Clowns to Rise from the Depths
The summer of 2023 is shaping up to be one of the hottest and most terrifying on record. As global warming continues to heat up the oceans, a new threat…
This Woman Stayed In A Haunted Hotel And You Won’t Believe What Happened Next
Sarah Alonzo was a successful businesswoman who thought she had it all. She was confident, assertive, and always got what she wanted. She didn’t care about anyone else’s feelings, and…
How to Defend Yourself from the Nephilim Invasion
Are you worried about the impending doom of the Nephilim invasion? Do you fear that these giant offspring of fallen angels and human women will wreak havoc on the earth…