• Mon. Oct 7th, 2024

Mark Zuckerberg trains with the ghost of Genghis Khan for MMA fight

Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO of Facebook, has revealed that he is training with the ghost of Genghis Khan using virtual reality for an upcoming MMA fight against Elon Musk.

Zuckerberg, said that he wanted to challenge himself and prove his dominance in the tech world by entering the octagon.

“I’ve always admired Genghis Khan for his ruthless conquests and his ability to unite people under his rule,” Zuckerberg said in an exclusive interview with Diabolical Daily. “He was a visionary leader and a fierce warrior, just like me.”

Zuckerberg said that he contacted a team of paranormal experts and VR developers to create a simulation of the Mongol Empire, where he could interact with the spirit of Genghis Khan and learn from his tactics and techniques.

“I’ve been training with him for several months now, and I’ve learned a lot,” Zuckerberg said. “He taught me how to ride a horse, how to shoot a bow, how to wield a sword, and how to intimidate my enemies with my facial expressions.”

Zuckerberg said that he also learned some valuable life lessons from Genghis Khan, such as how to deal with dissenters, how to expand his empire, and how to impregnate multiple women.

“He’s been a great mentor and a friend,” Zuckerberg said. “He even gave me a new nickname: Mark the Magnificent.”

Zuckerberg said that he is confident that he will win his MMA fight. “Some people might think that I’m crazy or arrogant for doing this, but I don’t care,” Zuckerberg said. “I’m doing this for myself, for Facebook, and for Genghis Khan. He’s watching over me, and he’s proud of me. I can feel it.”

By Jables