The Future of UFO Maintenance

A construction company in Nevada has announced the formation of a new subsidiary called Alien Pipes and Plumbing, which claims to be the first and only company in the world that can work on UFOs when aliens finally introduce themselves and give us UFO technology.

The company, which has been operating in the state for over 20 years, says it has been preparing for this moment for a long time, and has invested heavily in research and development, training, and equipment to handle the unique challenges of alien plumbing.

“I’m confident that we have the skills, the tools, and the vision to provide the best service possible for our extraterrestrial customers,” said Stan Brady, the leader of the crew and the founder of Alien Pipes and Plumbing. “We have been studying UFO sightings, abductions, crop circles, and other phenomena for years, and we have learned a lot about how alien technology works. The operate by on physics but they likely use similar structures to some of our equipment. Aliens likely need someone with know how to fix their pipes, their engines, their cloaking devices, their weapons, and anything else they might need.”

Brady said that his company is not afraid of the potential dangers or legal issues that might arise from working on UFOs. He said that he has a good relationship with the government.

“We are just providing a valuable service to a new market that is about to emerge. Their vehicles came light years away and they are probably operating on a skeleton crew.”

Brady said that he expects the aliens to reveal themselves soon, and that he is looking forward to meeting them and working on their UFOs. He said that he has already prepared a brochure and a website for his company, which he plans to distribute to the aliens as soon as they land.