A bizarre creature that resembles a cross between a dog and a man was captured by animal control officers in Jefferson City, Missouri, yesterday. The creature, dubbed “Dogman” by local residents, had been terrorizing the community for weeks, attacking livestock, pets and even humans. According to eyewitnesses, Dogman was about seven feet tall, covered in brown fur, with a canine-like head, sharp teeth and claws, and a muscular body. Some claimed that it could walk on two legs or four, depending on the situation. Others said that it had glowing red eyes and emitted a foul odor.

The animal control officers were alerted to Dogman’s presence by a frantic call from a farmer who said that his cows were being slaughtered by a “monster”. The officers arrived at the scene and found Dogman feeding on the carcasses of the cows. They managed to subdue it with tranquilizer darts and nets, and transported it to a secure facility.

The origin and nature of Dogman are still unknown. Some speculate that it is a genetic experiment gone wrong, a mutated animal, or even a mythical creature. Others believe that it is related to the Dog Man series of children’s books by Dav Pilkey, or the Dogman cryptid that has been reported in various parts of the world. The authorities have not released any official statement on Dogman yet, but they have assured the public that it poses no further threat. However, some people are skeptical and fearful of what Dogman represents, and what other horrors might lurk in the shadows.