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Deer Boy Defies Traffic Laws, Causes Chaos on Highway

ByJables

Aug 23, 2023 #Deerboy, #Funny, #Hybrid

A bizarre incident occurred on Highway 65 near Cullen, Missouri, when a human-deer hybrid, nicknamed “Deer Boy” by the locals, refused to cross the road at the designated deer crossing signs. Witnesses reported that the creature, which has the face of a young boy and the body and antlers of a deer, was seen wandering along the highway, ignoring the signs that instruct deer to cross safely. The creature also seemed to be taunting the drivers by making gestures and noises at them.

The highway patrol was alerted and arrived at the scene, but they were unable to capture or communicate with Deer Boy. The creature proved to be agile and elusive, dodging the officers and their vehicles. Several attempts to tranquilize him were unsuccessful, as he seemed to have a high tolerance for the sedatives. The officers also tried to lure him with food, but he showed no interest in anything other than acorns and berries.

The standoff lasted for several hours, causing traffic jams and frustration among the drivers. Some of them tried to get out of their cars and approach Deer Boy, but they were warned by the officers to stay back. One driver, who identified himself as Bob Smith, said that he was curious about Deer Boy and wanted to take a picture of him. “He’s a freak of nature, but he’s also kind of cute,” Smith said. “I wonder where he came from and what he wants.”

According to some experts, Deer Boy could be the result of a genetic mutation or a rare disease that affects both humans and animals. Dr. Alice Jones, a biologist at the University of Missouri, said that she had never seen anything like Deer Boy before. “He’s a mystery to science,” she said. “He could be a new species or a hybrid of two existing ones. He could also be suffering from a condition that alters his appearance and behavior. We need to study him more closely to find out.”

However, not everyone is fascinated by Deer Boy. Some people view him as a menace and a threat to public safety. A group of hunters has announced that they will try to hunt down and kill Deer Boy, claiming that he is an abomination and a danger to humans and wildlife alike. They have posted flyers and messages on social media, urging others to join their cause.

The highway patrol has issued a statement, warning the hunters to stay away from Deer Boy and the highway. They have also asked for the public’s cooperation and patience while they try to resolve the situation peacefully. They have contacted some animal rights groups and wildlife experts, hoping to find a way to capture and relocate Deer Boy to a safe and suitable environment.

Deer Boy remains at large, roaming freely on the highway. He seems to be unaware or unconcerned about the commotion he has caused. He continues to defy the traffic laws and the deer crossing signs, showing no signs of stopping or leaving anytime soon.

By Jables