In a stunning breakthrough, researchers at the University of Rochester have successfully transferred a gene that makes naked mole rats live longer and resist diseases to mice, resulting in improved…

Have you ever looked up at the sky and wondered what those flying creatures are? You may think they are birds, but you are wrong. Birds are not real. They…

Have you ever felt unhappy with your junk? Do you wish those sags were smoother, firmer, and more youthful-looking? If so...

Jake Smith, a self-proclaimed mad scientist and former physics professor, has been buying up all the fireworks he can find on the west coast in an attempt to create a…

Jarnathan Debo, a self-proclaimed scientist and moonshiner from Warsaw, has made a startling discovery that could revolutionize the field of physics and the art of distilling. He claims that he…

A group of extraterrestrial researchers have landed on Earth to investigate why it is the only known planet in the universe that is flat and not spherical. The aliens, who…

In a desperate attempt to win over the voters in the upcoming midterm elections, both Democrats and Republicans have resorted to using ChatGPT, a popular online chatbot that can generate…

In a shocking turn of events, scientists have discovered that a female crocodile living alone in a zoo in Sicily has given birth to a clutch of eggs that contained…

In a stunning display of technological convenience, Ted Dronington has embraced the Neuralink TV browsing system, taking laziness to new heights. By connecting his mind directly to the TV, Ted…