Texas to Require Women to Show Proof of Pregnancy Status at Border Checkpoints
Texas – Checkpoints and travel paperwork are now necessary to protect the sanctity of life and marriage in Texas, for women only. Simple process, if a Texas woman is using…
Climate Change Rebranded as Missouri Weather to Appeal to Skeptics
In a desperate attempt to convince more Americans to take action against the looming environmental crisis, the Biden administration has announced a new strategy: renaming climate change as Missouri weather.…
Democrats and Republicans turn to ChatGPT for populist ideas
In a desperate attempt to win over the voters in the upcoming midterm elections, both Democrats and Republicans have resorted to using ChatGPT, a popular online chatbot that can generate…
Nation Holds Its Breath: Do UFO Aliens Lean Left or Right?
In a bizarre twist of priorities, the recent UFO whistleblower revelation has ignited a nationwide obsession with the extraterrestrial beings’ political affiliations. As the existence of advanced technology and intergalactic…