Texas to Require Women to Show Proof of Pregnancy Status at Border Checkpoints
Texas – Checkpoints and travel paperwork are now necessary to protect the sanctity of life and marriage in Texas, for women only. Simple process, if a Texas woman is using…
How to Shut Down Boring Conversations at Parties with “I’m a Mummy” Jewelry
Are you tired of being harassed by dull and annoying men at parties who won’t stop talking about their jobs, hobbies, or opinions? Do you wish you had a way…
Romeo and Juliet: A Tragicomedy of Errors
Denver’s Shakespearian Theater Troupe has recently staged a new adaptation of Romeo and Juliet, the classic tale of star-crossed lovers and family feuds. However, instead of delivering a poignant and…
Hawaiian Local’s Encounter with Kimo, the World’s Fattest Gecko
Oahu, Hawaii – A local resident was walking around the island one morning when he spotted a fat green lizard with a big gut, lying on a rock. He was…
Have You Heard The Good News? Botox Balls!
Have you ever felt unhappy with your junk? Do you wish those sags were smoother, firmer, and more youthful-looking? If so...
Mom Sits Down for Daughter’s Portrait, Regrets It Immediately
Sidney Snyder, a 35-year-old mother of two, thought it would be a fun and bonding activity to let her 8-year-old daughter, Emma, draw her portrait. She had seen some adorable…
Fearful Five of Doctors
We all know that doctors are supposed to be the ones who heal us, save us, and make us feel better. But not all doctors are created equal, and some…
OCR Athlete Gets Spartan Trifecta Tattoo After Walking Around Every Obstacle
Shannon Raymond, a 35-year-old accountant from Boston, proudly showed off his new Spartan Trifecta tattoo on his calf after completing a trifecta weekend in Vermont. The tattoo, which features three…
Opinion: You are old and only getting older
You may think you are young and hip, but the truth is you are old and only getting older. You may not notice it yet, but every day you are…