Hawaiian Local’s Encounter with Kimo, the World’s Fattest Gecko
Oahu, Hawaii – A local resident was walking around the island one morning when he spotted a fat green lizard with a big gut, lying on a rock. He was…
Taiwan to Open Human Zoo in 2024
Taiwan has announced plans to open a human zoo in the capital city of where visitors can observe and interact with people from different backgrounds and cultures. The zoo will…
Millennials Despair Over Looming Sriracha Shortage
Millenials, the generation that has endured the Great Recession, the COVID-19 pandemic, the climate crisis, and the rise of TikTok, are now facing another unprecedented challenge: a global shortage of…
Area 51’s Furry Trap
In a shocking revelation, anonymous sources from the secretive Area 51 base have confirmed that they are planning to host a furry convention next month. The event, dubbed “Fursona 51”,…
Goblins Gone Wild
San Francisco, the city by the bay, has a new problem to deal with: goblins. Yes, you read that right. Goblins. The small, green-skinned, pointy-eared creatures that are usually found…
Climate Change Rebranded as Missouri Weather to Appeal to Skeptics
In a desperate attempt to convince more Americans to take action against the looming environmental crisis, the Biden administration has announced a new strategy: renaming climate change as Missouri weather.…
Pea Yourself: How to Unlock Your True Potential
Researchers from the University of Missouri have found that eating peas can boost your social status and make you more attractive to others. The study claims that peas contain a…