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Trump Denied Access To Vampiric Council

Hawaiian Local’s Encounter with Kimo, the World’s Fattest Gecko

Oahu, Hawaii – A local resident was walking around the island one morning when he spotted a fat green lizard with a big gut, lying on a rock. He was…

Taiwan to Open Human Zoo in 2024

Taiwan has announced plans to open a human zoo in the capital city of where visitors can observe and interact with people from different backgrounds and cultures. The zoo will…

Millennials Despair Over Looming Sriracha Shortage

Millenials, the generation that has endured the Great Recession, the COVID-19 pandemic, the climate crisis, and the rise of TikTok, are now facing another unprecedented challenge: a global shortage of…

Canine Leaves Bed For Feline Master

Area 51’s Furry Trap

In a shocking revelation, anonymous sources from the secretive Area 51 base have confirmed that they are planning to host a furry convention next month. The event, dubbed “Fursona 51”,…

Goblins Gone Wild

San Francisco, the city by the bay, has a new problem to deal with: goblins. Yes, you read that right. Goblins. The small, green-skinned, pointy-eared creatures that are usually found…

Climate Change Rebranded as Missouri Weather to Appeal to Skeptics

In a desperate attempt to convince more Americans to take action against the looming environmental crisis, the Biden administration has announced a new strategy: renaming climate change as Missouri weather.…

Pea Yourself: How to Unlock Your True Potential

Researchers from the University of Missouri have found that eating peas can boost your social status and make you more attractive to others. The study claims that peas contain a…