Horror Clown Arrested After Failed Terror Spree in New Jersey
New Jersey – Finn Saarland, a man from Fort Snelling, Minnesota, who applied for a clown school in hopes of becoming the inspiration for the next clown horror movie, has…
Texas to Require Women to Show Proof of Pregnancy Status at Border Checkpoints
Texas – Checkpoints and travel paperwork are now necessary to protect the sanctity of life and marriage in Texas, for women only. Simple process, if a Texas woman is using…
Man Summons Dead Wife Using Pumpkin Spice Latte
Warren Johnston from St Louis, Missouri, who claimed to have summoned the spirit of his deceased wife using a pumpkin spice latte, says he has lost her again after asking…
Scientists Successfully Transfer Longevity Gene from Naked Mole Rats to Mice, Bringing Us One Step Closer to Becoming Vampires
In a stunning breakthrough, researchers at the University of Rochester have successfully transferred a gene that makes naked mole rats live longer and resist diseases to mice, resulting in improved…
Birds Aren’t Real and You Can Blame The Illuminati
Have you ever looked up at the sky and wondered what those flying creatures are? You may think they are birds, but you are wrong. Birds are not real. They…
Casa del Fiero: The Hotel with a Hell of a View
If you are looking for a thrilling vacation, you might want to book a room at Casa del Fiero, a haunted hotel in Colorado that claims to have an elevator…
How to Shut Down Boring Conversations at Parties with “I’m a Mummy” Jewelry
Are you tired of being harassed by dull and annoying men at parties who won’t stop talking about their jobs, hobbies, or opinions? Do you wish you had a way…
Did you feel a tickle on your pickle? You may owe this ghost 25 cents.
A new phenomenon has been reported by several residents of Columbia. They claim that they have experienced a strange tickle on their pickle, as if someone or something was tickling…
Romeo and Juliet: A Tragicomedy of Errors
Denver’s Shakespearian Theater Troupe has recently staged a new adaptation of Romeo and Juliet, the classic tale of star-crossed lovers and family feuds. However, instead of delivering a poignant and…
Laying Pipe With Aliens
The Future of UFO Maintenance A construction company in Nevada has announced the formation of a new subsidiary called Alien Pipes and Plumbing, which claims to be the first and…