Possessed woman demands to speak to Bishop during exorcism
A woman who was allegedly possessed by a demon started acting like a Karen when a low level priest was brought in to perform an exorcism on her. The demon…
Couple Attacked By Possessed Flamingo
A couple visiting the Springfield Zoo had a terrifying encounter with a flamingo that seemed to be possessed by an evil spirit. According to witnesses, the couple was walking near…
Man Pays Ultimate Price For Ogling Jogger
Occulton – A man was killed yesterday after he fell into a fiery red portal that opened up during an earthquake in Occultun, a small town in California known for…
Riddle Contest Causing Construction Delays
HUNTSVILLE – Drivers in Huntsville are facing long delays and frustration as a troll has taken over a bridge on Memorial Parkway and is demanding that anyone who wants to…
Casanova’s Secret To Seduction
In a shocking discovery, historians have uncovered evidence that the infamous ladies’ man Casanova had a secret weapon in his arsenal: a djinn! According to newly discovered documents, Casanova stumbled…
Teacher Concerned About Creepy Art
A teacher at a local elementary school was shocked and concerned when she saw one of her student’s drawings during art class. The drawing depicted a dark and sinister figure…
Japanese Curse Infects Springfield
Springfield, MO - A mysterious outbreak of a rare and deadly disease has been traced to a Japanese curse that was allegedly performed by a disgruntled employee of a local…
Man sells soul to run faster, regrets it later
A 40-year-old man from Ohio has confessed to selling his soul to a crossroads demon in exchange for running faster in 100 mile ultra events. The man, who wished to…