Man Summons Dead Wife Using Pumpkin Spice Latte
Warren Johnston from St Louis, Missouri, who claimed to have summoned the spirit of his deceased wife using a pumpkin spice latte, says he has lost her again after asking…
The Shocking Truth About the Cowboys From Hell Who Visited New York City
New York City – A group of cowboys from hell, who were summoned by a local necromancer as part of a dark ritual, decided to take a tour of the…
A No Fish Approach To Dieting? R’LYEH PLEASE!
Are you tired of the same old diet advice that tells you to eat more fish and less red meat? Do you want to lose weight without sacrificing your time…
Possessed woman demands to speak to Bishop during exorcism
A woman who was allegedly possessed by a demon started acting like a Karen when a low level priest was brought in to perform an exorcism on her. The demon…
Casanova’s Secret To Seduction
In a shocking discovery, historians have uncovered evidence that the infamous ladies’ man Casanova had a secret weapon in his arsenal: a djinn! According to newly discovered documents, Casanova stumbled…
NYPD on the Hunt for Suspected Werewolf
New York City faces a series of bizarre attacks. Five bars are in shambles and several patrons are injured. The culprit? A suspected werewolf that witnesses describe as a “large…
American School for Wizards Turns to Politicians to Fill Dark Arts Teaching Position
In a bizarre turn of events, the prestigious American School for Wizards has decided to break tradition and look to the realm of American politics to find a suitable instructor…