Laying Pipe With Aliens
The Future of UFO Maintenance A construction company in Nevada has announced the formation of a new subsidiary called Alien Pipes and Plumbing, which claims to be the first and…
Area 51’s Furry Trap
In a shocking revelation, anonymous sources from the secretive Area 51 base have confirmed that they are planning to host a furry convention next month. The event, dubbed “Fursona 51”,…
Man Dressed as Alien Breaks Into Homes, Claims Probing for Extraterrestrial Research
In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Springfield in shock, a man dressed as an alien has been breaking into people’s homes and claiming that the probing he…
Aliens visit Earth to solve the mystery of its flatness
A group of extraterrestrial researchers have landed on Earth to investigate why it is the only known planet in the universe that is flat and not spherical. The aliens, who…
Nation Holds Its Breath: Do UFO Aliens Lean Left or Right?
In a bizarre twist of priorities, the recent UFO whistleblower revelation has ignited a nationwide obsession with the extraterrestrial beings’ political affiliations. As the existence of advanced technology and intergalactic…
Florida Man Searches for Alien Abductor to Propose: True Love or Close Encounter of the Absurd Kind?
In a heartwarming yet baffling turn of events, a Florida man has embarked on a mission of extraterrestrial proportions. Armed with a bouquet of roses and an engagement ring, our…