Elves of Iceland protest against rent hikes
The elves of Iceland, also known as the Huldufólk or the hidden people, have taken to the streets to demand fair housing policies from the government. The elves claim that…
King Tut returns to life, demands his artifacts back from Metropolitan Museum of Art
In a shocking turn of events, a mummy that was on display at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City has come back to life and is demanding…
“Teenagers Blame Poltergeist for Clogged Toilets”
In a recent survey conducted by high schools nationwide, 90% of students reported experiencing clogged toilets in their homes. The students have come up with a unique explanation for this…
Dogman Captured by Animal Control in Missouri
A bizarre creature that resembles a cross between a dog and a man was captured by animal control officers in Jefferson City, Missouri, yesterday. The creature, dubbed “Dogman” by local…
Man Dressed as Alien Breaks Into Homes, Claims Probing for Extraterrestrial Research
In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Springfield in shock, a man dressed as an alien has been breaking into people’s homes and claiming that the probing he…
Nation Holds Its Breath: Do UFO Aliens Lean Left or Right?
In a bizarre twist of priorities, the recent UFO whistleblower revelation has ignited a nationwide obsession with the extraterrestrial beings’ political affiliations. As the existence of advanced technology and intergalactic…
Man Achieves Ultimate Laziness with Neuralink TV Browsing System
In a stunning display of technological convenience, Ted Dronington has embraced the Neuralink TV browsing system, taking laziness to new heights. By connecting his mind directly to the TV, Ted…
Florida Man Searches for Alien Abductor to Propose: True Love or Close Encounter of the Absurd Kind?
In a heartwarming yet baffling turn of events, a Florida man has embarked on a mission of extraterrestrial proportions. Armed with a bouquet of roses and an engagement ring, our…
Oops! Engineer forgets ethics module, unleashes Skynet
What could possibly go wrong? That’s what a software engineer working for a defense contractor thought when he skipped the ethics module in the attack drones he was coding. Turns…