Deer Boy Defies Traffic Laws, Causes Chaos on Highway
A bizarre incident occurred on Highway 65 near Cullen, Missouri, when a human-deer hybrid, nicknamed “Deer Boy” by the locals, refused to cross the road at the designated deer crossing…
Werecreatures Demand Equal Representation in Media and Culture
The International Conference of Werecreatures (ICW) has issued a statement expressing their dissatisfaction with the lack of diversity and inclusion in media and culture, especially regarding the portrayal of werewolves.…
Man dumps real girl doll after she gets too sassy from watching Barbie movie
A Missouri man has decided to end his relationship with his real girl doll after he claimed she became too sassy and disrespectful from watching the new Barbie movie. John…
How to Defend Yourself from the Nephilim Invasion
Are you worried about the impending doom of the Nephilim invasion? Do you fear that these giant offspring of fallen angels and human women will wreak havoc on the earth…
Werewolves Demand Apology from Japanese Man Living as a Dog in a Costume
A Japanese man who spent $16,000 on a lifelike dog costume to live out his childhood dream of becoming a canine has faced backlash from not only real dogs, but…
Psychic Mediums Unveil New Service: Chat With Your Future Self Online
A group of psychic mediums have unveiled a new online service that allows people to chat with their future selves through a web-based platform. The service, called FutureChat, claims to…
Arkansas to Open Horror Theme Park in Rivalry with Oklahoma
Arkansas Governor Asa Hutchinson announced today that the state will open a horror theme park in 2024, as a direct response to the Americana theme park being opened in Oklahoma.…
Pea Yourself: How to Unlock Your True Potential
Researchers from the University of Missouri have found that eating peas can boost your social status and make you more attractive to others. The study claims that peas contain a…
Mark Zuckerberg trains with the ghost of Genghis Khan for MMA fight
Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO of Facebook, has revealed that he is training with the ghost of Genghis Khan using virtual reality for an upcoming MMA fight against Elon Musk. Zuckerberg,…
Sasquatch hunter claims he found Bigfoot’s footprint, turns out to be his own
A self-proclaimed Sasquatch hunter from Tennessee has been left red-faced after he realized that the giant footprint he discovered in the woods was actually his own. Bob Smith, 45, who…