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Dino-Mite: The Explosive Revelation of a Crocodile’s Virgin Birth

In a shocking turn of events, scientists have discovered that a female crocodile living alone in a zoo in Sicily has given birth to a clutch of eggs that contained…

Japanese Curse Infects Springfield

Springfield, MO - A mysterious outbreak of a rare and deadly disease has been traced to a Japanese curse that was allegedly performed by a disgruntled employee of a local…

Vampire Hunters Gear Up for World Blood Donor Day

World Blood Donor Day is an annual event that aims to raise awareness of the need for safe blood and blood products, and to thank voluntary, unpaid blood donors for…

NYPD on the Hunt for Suspected Werewolf

New York City faces a series of bizarre attacks. Five bars are in shambles and several patrons are injured. The culprit? A suspected werewolf that witnesses describe as a “large…

Time Traveler’s Nightmare: How William Destroyed His Life and the World

William, a 50-year-old man from New York, claims he was given a chance to travel back in time and see what would have happened if he had pursued Jessica, a…

American School for Wizards Turns to Politicians to Fill Dark Arts Teaching Position

In a bizarre turn of events, the prestigious American School for Wizards has decided to break tradition and look to the realm of American politics to find a suitable instructor…

Man sells soul to run faster, regrets it later

A 40-year-old man from Ohio has confessed to selling his soul to a crossroads demon in exchange for running faster in 100 mile ultra events. The man, who wished to…