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Illumicafe: A Latte of Secrets

The Illuminati, the mysterious and powerful organization that allegedly controls the world, has recently opened a secret coffee shop in University City. The coffee shop, called the Illumicafe, is located…

Holier Than Thou: Woman keeps spreadsheet of every time she was better than someone else

Meet Sarah Jones, the woman who keeps a spreadsheet of every time she was better than someone else. From correcting her co-workers’ mistakes to beating her friends in games, Sarah…

Riddle Contest Causing Construction Delays

HUNTSVILLE – Drivers in Huntsville are facing long delays and frustration as a troll has taken over a bridge on Memorial Parkway and is demanding that anyone who wants to…

Casanova’s Secret To Seduction

In a shocking discovery, historians have uncovered evidence that the infamous ladies’ man Casanova had a secret weapon in his arsenal: a djinn! According to newly discovered documents, Casanova stumbled…

OCR Athlete Gets Spartan Trifecta Tattoo After Walking Around Every Obstacle

Shannon Raymond, a 35-year-old accountant from Boston, proudly showed off his new Spartan Trifecta tattoo on his calf after completing a trifecta weekend in Vermont. The tattoo, which features three…

Teacher Concerned About Creepy Art

A teacher at a local elementary school was shocked and concerned when she saw one of her student’s drawings during art class. The drawing depicted a dark and sinister figure…

Aliens visit Earth to solve the mystery of its flatness

A group of extraterrestrial researchers have landed on Earth to investigate why it is the only known planet in the universe that is flat and not spherical. The aliens, who…

Opinion: You are old and only getting older

You may think you are young and hip, but the truth is you are old and only getting older. You may not notice it yet, but every day you are…

Democrats and Republicans turn to ChatGPT for populist ideas

In a desperate attempt to win over the voters in the upcoming midterm elections, both Democrats and Republicans have resorted to using ChatGPT, a popular online chatbot that can generate…

You Won’t Believe What They Did with Wine in the Middle Ages

If you think that medieval torture devices were all about spikes, fire, and blades, think again. There was one device that was so simple and yet so cruel that it…