Laying Pipe With Aliens
The Future of UFO Maintenance A construction company in Nevada has announced the formation of a new subsidiary called Alien Pipes and Plumbing, which claims to be the first and…
Hawaiian Local’s Encounter with Kimo, the World’s Fattest Gecko
Oahu, Hawaii – A local resident was walking around the island one morning when he spotted a fat green lizard with a big gut, lying on a rock. He was…
Warmer Summer Oceans Cause Flesh-Eating Clowns to Rise from the Depths
The summer of 2023 is shaping up to be one of the hottest and most terrifying on record. As global warming continues to heat up the oceans, a new threat…
This Woman Stayed In A Haunted Hotel And You Won’t Believe What Happened Next
Sarah Alonzo was a successful businesswoman who thought she had it all. She was confident, assertive, and always got what she wanted. She didn’t care about anyone else’s feelings, and…
Taiwan to Open Human Zoo in 2024
Taiwan has announced plans to open a human zoo in the capital city of where visitors can observe and interact with people from different backgrounds and cultures. The zoo will…
Millennials Despair Over Looming Sriracha Shortage
Millenials, the generation that has endured the Great Recession, the COVID-19 pandemic, the climate crisis, and the rise of TikTok, are now facing another unprecedented challenge: a global shortage of…
Area 51’s Furry Trap
In a shocking revelation, anonymous sources from the secretive Area 51 base have confirmed that they are planning to host a furry convention next month. The event, dubbed “Fursona 51”,…