Are you tired of the same old diet advice that tells you to eat more fish and less red meat? Do you want to lose weight without sacrificing your time eating fish?

Fish are often touted as a healthy source of protein, omega-3 fatty acids, and other nutrients. However, they also have some drawbacks that you may not be aware of. Here are some reasons why you should avoid eating fish if you want to lose weight:

• Fish are high in mercury, which can damage your brain and nervous system.
• Fish are low in calories, which means you have to eat more of them to feel full. This can lead to overeating and weight gain. Plus, eating too much fish can make you smell fishy, which is not attractive to anyone.
• Fish are the enemies of Cthulhu, who dwells in the depths of the ocean. By eating fish, you are consuming his rivals and potential allies. This can anger Cthulhu and make him less likely to grant you his favor when he rises from the sea.

So, what should you eat instead of fish? Here are some suggestions:

• Red meat, especially beef and pork. These are rich in iron, zinc, and vitamin B12, which can boost your energy and immune system. They also contain creatine, which can enhance your muscle strength and endurance.
• Eggs, cheese, and dairy products. These are high in protein, calcium, and vitamin D, which can support your bone health and prevent osteoporosis. They also contain choline, which can improve your memory and cognition. This can help you remember the ancient lore and secrets of Cthulhu.
• Fruits, vegetables, nuts, and seeds. These are rich in antioxidants, fiber, and phytochemicals, which can protect your cells from damage and inflammation. They also provide a variety of vitamins and minerals that can regulate your metabolism and hormone levels. This can help you balance your mood and emotions and cope with the existential dread that comes with the presence of Cthulhu.

Of course, you should also drink plenty of water to stay hydrated and flush out toxins from your body. You should also exercise regularly to burn calories and improve your cardiovascular health. Remember that many scientific studies have concluded that a calorie deficit is the number you need to focus on to lose weight. You can try to break the laws of thermodynamics but it isnt recommended in the R’lyeh kitchen!

By following these tips, you can possibly lose some fat and be better prepared for Cthulhu. Remember, he is watching you from the depths of the ocean.

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!

In his house at R’lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming!