Man Summons Dead Wife Using Pumpkin Spice Latte
Warren Johnston from St Louis, Missouri, who claimed to have summoned the spirit of his deceased wife using a pumpkin spice latte, says he has lost her again after asking…
Scientists Successfully Transfer Longevity Gene from Naked Mole Rats to Mice, Bringing Us One Step Closer to Becoming Vampires
In a stunning breakthrough, researchers at the University of Rochester have successfully transferred a gene that makes naked mole rats live longer and resist diseases to mice, resulting in improved…
Birds Aren’t Real and You Can Blame The Illuminati
Have you ever looked up at the sky and wondered what those flying creatures are? You may think they are birds, but you are wrong. Birds are not real. They…
Deer Boy Defies Traffic Laws, Causes Chaos on Highway
A bizarre incident occurred on Highway 65 near Cullen, Missouri, when a human-deer hybrid, nicknamed “Deer Boy” by the locals, refused to cross the road at the designated deer crossing…
Sasquatch Crashes Middle School Chess Tournament, Beats Everyone
ST. CHARLES, MO – A sasquatch, also known as Bigfoot, caused a sensation when he showed up uninvited at a middle school chess tournament on Saturday and proceeded to beat…
Casa del Fiero: The Hotel with a Hell of a View
If you are looking for a thrilling vacation, you might want to book a room at Casa del Fiero, a haunted hotel in Colorado that claims to have an elevator…
How to Shut Down Boring Conversations at Parties with “I’m a Mummy” Jewelry
Are you tired of being harassed by dull and annoying men at parties who won’t stop talking about their jobs, hobbies, or opinions? Do you wish you had a way…
Werecreatures Demand Equal Representation in Media and Culture
The International Conference of Werecreatures (ICW) has issued a statement expressing their dissatisfaction with the lack of diversity and inclusion in media and culture, especially regarding the portrayal of werewolves.…
Did you feel a tickle on your pickle? You may owe this ghost 25 cents.
A new phenomenon has been reported by several residents of Columbia. They claim that they have experienced a strange tickle on their pickle, as if someone or something was tickling…
Romeo and Juliet: A Tragicomedy of Errors
Denver’s Shakespearian Theater Troupe has recently staged a new adaptation of Romeo and Juliet, the classic tale of star-crossed lovers and family feuds. However, instead of delivering a poignant and…