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Possessed woman demands to speak to Bishop during exorcism

A woman who was allegedly possessed by a demon started acting like a Karen when a low level priest was brought in to perform an exorcism on her. The demon…

Elves of Iceland protest against rent hikes

The elves of Iceland, also known as the Huldufólk or the hidden people, have taken to the streets to demand fair housing policies from the government. The elves claim that…

Couple Attacked By Possessed Flamingo

A couple visiting the Springfield Zoo had a terrifying encounter with a flamingo that seemed to be possessed by an evil spirit. According to witnesses, the couple was walking near…

King Tut returns to life, demands his artifacts back from Metropolitan Museum of Art

In a shocking turn of events, a mummy that was on display at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City has come back to life and is demanding…

Werewolves Suffer from Deforestation and Discrimination

Werewolves are creatures that turn into wolves during the full moon. They have been living in harmony with nature for centuries, but their population has declined drastically due to deforestation.…

Man Pays Ultimate Price For Ogling Jogger

Occulton – A man was killed yesterday after he fell into a fiery red portal that opened up during an earthquake in Occultun, a small town in California known for…

California Man Celebrating Independence Day by Creating a Black Hole and Going to Mars

Jake Smith, a self-proclaimed mad scientist and former physics professor, has been buying up all the fireworks he can find on the west coast in an attempt to create a…

Mothman Menace: How to Celebrate Independence Day Without Inviting Disaster

You may think that fireworks are a great way to show your patriotism, but they are also a great way to invite the mothman to your backyard. The creature loves…

Backyard Hillbilly Scientist Captures Ghost Particles from Space to Brew Moonshine

Jarnathan Debo, a self-proclaimed scientist and moonshiner from Warsaw, has made a startling discovery that could revolutionize the field of physics and the art of distilling. He claims that he…