Area 51’s Furry Trap
In a shocking revelation, anonymous sources from the secretive Area 51 base have confirmed that they are planning to host a furry convention next month. The event, dubbed “Fursona 51”,…
Join the Alpha Wolf Sengoku Martial Arts Club and Be Better
Are you tired of being bullied at school or at work? Do you want to learn how to defend yourself and your pack from any threat? Do you have a…
Psychic Mediums Unveil New Service: Chat With Your Future Self Online
A group of psychic mediums have unveiled a new online service that allows people to chat with their future selves through a web-based platform. The service, called FutureChat, claims to…
Goblins Gone Wild
San Francisco, the city by the bay, has a new problem to deal with: goblins. Yes, you read that right. Goblins. The small, green-skinned, pointy-eared creatures that are usually found…
Have You Heard The Good News? Botox Balls!
Have you ever felt unhappy with your junk? Do you wish those sags were smoother, firmer, and more youthful-looking? If so...
Mom Sits Down for Daughter’s Portrait, Regrets It Immediately
Sidney Snyder, a 35-year-old mother of two, thought it would be a fun and bonding activity to let her 8-year-old daughter, Emma, draw her portrait. She had seen some adorable…
Arkansas to Open Horror Theme Park in Rivalry with Oklahoma
Arkansas Governor Asa Hutchinson announced today that the state will open a horror theme park in 2024, as a direct response to the Americana theme park being opened in Oklahoma.…
Climate Change Rebranded as Missouri Weather to Appeal to Skeptics
In a desperate attempt to convince more Americans to take action against the looming environmental crisis, the Biden administration has announced a new strategy: renaming climate change as Missouri weather.…
Fearful Five of Doctors
We all know that doctors are supposed to be the ones who heal us, save us, and make us feel better. But not all doctors are created equal, and some…